All posts by: Mistress Helen Ryder

About Mistress Helen Ryder

Hi folks Due to someone using my bank information fraudulently I have closed the account and opened a new one .  However I am only giving the details to existing clients that I know very well.  Everyone else I ask that you use one of the following methods, thank you: Booking Procedures: I ask for […]

I love wearing gorgeous perfumes and many years ago I used to have just three as a signature scent, but these perfume houses keep releasing more and more lovely perfumes that I now have a scent library as do many ladies.  It’s nice to select something depending on my mood and how I want to […]

Wishing you all a Happy 2025 and giving you some general news and updates. I have already got this year off to an amazing kickstart with My wonderful loyal boi slavvarodda (as he is known on X) a super CP session, broken into two parts with lunch at a local pub in the middle.  He […]

I wish all of you a very happy Christmas, even if you are spending it by yourself, make sure you treat yourself.  Thanks and big heart felt thanks to all the wonderful players I have had the pleasure of seeing this year.  You My lovelies keep Me motivated to carry on doing what I love, […]

I’m away for a few days visiting the Christmas markets and sights of Berlin for the weekend. I have limited availability for the following December dates: Details here https://x.com/MsHelenRyder/status/1867213321016836575 Book your pre Christmas Me/you time before the festivities commence, and then I am available from 28th December.  Meanwhile go ahead and lavish Me with Christmas […]

Have I got a treat for you lovely kinksters! I’ve ordered an F Machine Pro 4, whilst I am damn good at pegging I  have often been asked about buying a sex machine for the greedy bum boys and gurls. It’s on it’s way and will be here next week, so get your booking and […]

Live Deliciously has become My new motto, having watched The Witch (film 2015) again recently and how I live My own life. Spoiler alert if you haven’t seen it “Wouldst thou like the taste of butter, a pretty dress , wouldst thou like to live deliciously?” This is spoken by Black Philip after being conjured […]

Hi Folks I’m back from a very restful and lovely holiday (10 days of lovely sunshine) lots of good healthy food, a few cocktails too many 😉 hic… Chania in Crete is such a lovely place to stay and the locals are very welcoming, we made friends with a local couple who kindly took us […]

I won’t be taking sessions or working the phone chat platforms from 7th October to 17th October inclusive.  I will only be checking emails on occasions during these dates. I have availability from now 3rd September and up to 6th October and then from 19th October.  All polite email requests in that time that appear […]

Here I am writing an obvious blog instruction some 14 years later that I honestly didn’t expect I would have to write. I am often asked if it’s discreet, absolutely! My premise’s on appearance to the outside world are perfectly normal, no floggers/canes on display to the naked eye.  No flaming torches with “Dungeon/Discipline/Spanking/BDSM” pointing […]