All posts by: Mistress Helen Ryder

About Mistress Helen Ryder

I’m away for a few days visiting the Christmas markets and sights of Berlin for the weekend. I have limited availability for the following December dates: Details here https://x.com/MsHelenRyder/status/1867213321016836575 Book your pre Christmas Me/you time before the festivities commence, and then I am available from 28th December.  Meanwhile go ahead and lavish Me with Christmas […]

Have I got a treat for you lovely kinksters! I’ve ordered an F Machine Pro 4, whilst I am damn good at pegging I  have often been asked about buying a sex machine for the greedy bum boys and gurls. It’s on it’s way and will be here next week, so get your booking and […]

Live Deliciously has become My new motto, having watched The Witch (film 2015) again recently and how I live My own life. Spoiler alert if you haven’t seen it “Wouldst thou like the taste of butter, a pretty dress , wouldst thou like to live deliciously?” This is spoken by Black Philip after being conjured […]

Hi Folks I’m back from a very restful and lovely holiday (10 days of lovely sunshine) lots of good healthy food, a few cocktails too many 😉 hic… Chania in Crete is such a lovely place to stay and the locals are very welcoming, we made friends with a local couple who kindly took us […]

I won’t be taking sessions or working the phone chat platforms from 7th October to 17th October inclusive.  I will only be checking emails on occasions during these dates. I have availability from now 3rd September and up to 6th October and then from 19th October.  All polite email requests in that time that appear […]

Here I am writing an obvious blog instruction some 15 years later that I honestly didn’t expect I would have to write. I am often asked if it’s discreet, absolutely! My premise’s on appearance to the outside world are perfectly normal, no floggers/canes on display to the naked eye.  No flaming torches with “Dungeon/Discipline/Spanking/BDSM” pointing […]

If you want more knowledge in your personal life for fun or perhaps you want to set up as a profession Mistress.  I conduct full day and smaller segment workshops available Monday to Saturday, booked in advance.  Each segment will cover the relevant health and safety to the activity you are learning.  It is essential […]

Mistress you can do whatever you like to me, after all it’s you who is dominating! What’s wrong with the above? If I let someone rock up with no prior discussion of likes/dislikes and thought fuck it I will just be entertained today by this sub.  I’m going to objectify him by making him stand […]

First to reassure you all that I am currently taking sessions now and for all of this remaining year ahead.  If I ever needed to reschedule a playtime myself I would offer you a new date and in special circumstances a refund.  My booking procedures still apply when you cancel at short notice, due to […]