I’ve been running a successful business for over 14yrs now, during that time I have seen and heard every excuse under the sun to not being able to pay a deposit.

If you write/ring me & follow up with an email and I ask for a deposit and also ask for your next contact to be that you’ve sent it and there is any excuse that it has not been sent, contact will end there.

Not having online banking set up is always/often one excuse, yet your bank will send over money to any account at your request, you can just attend a branch!

Just over the course of the last week gone I have received 12 emails for sessions and out of those 4 were genuine, who paid and committed to coming.

If you have so much time on your hands to waste, then do some charitable work!  Most charities are often looking for volunteers, make yourself useful to society.

Over and out

Mistress Helen

P.S Thank you to the wonderful people who follow My booking procedures and value My time and their own XX

Well here we are again!

My existing clients that wish to enquire about booking in, may email Me to sort out your future sessions.

I wish to say with heartfelt thanks  how much I have really appreciated the very special loyal clients that have continued supporting Me throughout this very tough year, it was great to see some of you when last lockdown was lifted.  Those who haven’t been able to fly over have sent tributes and we have shared stories throughout these strange times.  I am very generous with those who are loyal and that support Me.

ALL new enquiries will only have their emails replied to with either a £20 bank transfer payment or Amazon Gift code sent in the very first instance to My email of helen-ryder@hotmail.com  NOT to My phone, thank you.  If you send any attachments over at all without payment first and permission, you will be blocked!

This is simply to deter the high volume of time wasters that came along last lockdown.  The payment will cover a 10 min chat on the phone and when you do visit in the future I will take that payment off your tribute when you attend.

If however you have really enjoyed chatting and want to chat more then you will need to pay across for more calls or emails to cover My time.

Unless payment is sent then new emails will be ignored!

Bank info, is

sort 20-92-54

Account: 70468665

Name: Ms Rogers

Ref: consultation followed by your initials.  Then email AFTER sending

Meanwhile you can feast away on My mini clips through Adult Work or longer ones on Clips4Sale.

I will ONLY answer My work phone if you have pre paid for a chat or I am logged in to one of the phone chat platforms and you are calling Me through them.

So far since March 2020 SEVEN very flaky unreliable people have got themselves on the TW list and I will NOT be seeing them again.

I wish for My business and success to grow in a positive manner and one of My lovely chaps I refer to as Uncle Stewie said recently, not all business is good business, very wise words indeed!

Stay safe n kinky

Get in touch to book/pay any of the aforementioned.

Mistress Helen xXx

With the weather being so sublime right now I have decided to offer the Vanilla massage full body treatment of one hour at £65!

This will be in the garden on the patio area, which is a nice shaded secluded spot.  You will be wearing underpants.

Please come freshly showered as there will be no showering/no access into the premises at this offer price (only a downstairs toilet visit) if required.

I will use an unscented liquiwax massage balm which glides beautifully and will not leave your skin at all oily.  You will be able to dress after without any residue going onto your clothes.

Note this is VANILLA massage only! You will leave feeling relaxed, happy and refreshed with any special “happy ending” happening in your own home.

No fetish chit chat as it’s not appropriate outside.

I love receiving gifts and My Birthday is in 3rd week of August

I have removed My Amazon wishlist from public and ask that you treat Me to either Amazon Gift Codes or buy one of the following ideas below.  Sending funds to finance towards them is great too.

XXX

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