A wonderful little script written by B for Our delicious phone chat, booked in advance privately
Enjoy! Perhaps you might like Me to read it to you, email to book and pay for a call.
A wonderful little script written by B for Our delicious phone chat, booked in advance privately
Enjoy! Perhaps you might like Me to read it to you, email to book and pay for a call.
I hope all My troupes are keeping well, some of you have been fantastic at supporting My online works, clips, booking phone chats direct with Me or going through the platforms I use. It’s been super to stay in touch this way.
Some very silly messages, some just asking for sessions during lockdown, most of which come via Adult Work mainly after 11pm at night, it must the magic hour that men turn into complete illiterate imbeciles. I thought I would share some of them here to give you a laugh (I usually just roll My eyes)
If you simply send more than one hello message during quarantine and haven’t done any of the above to support Me then I am not prioritising any other general hello messages after replying once already.
So here you go, just a few examples and there were MANY more:
The Hall of Shame
Sent during lockdown: 04/05/2020 R u meeting ? X
another 5/5/2020 I was wondering if you are working today
8/5/2020 Good morning. I was wondering if you are available Sunday morning please for a session x
The likes of graphic email but never calls! Hi goddess, cuck loser worthless loser boy here to worship your feet for you over the phone while you pretend to have sex with a superior alpha male (pretend we are bf and gf and you are cheating on me over the phone). Make me do humiliating tasks while you fuck alpha like smelling my own feet over the phone so you can here it, and sucking my own toe like its alphas huge cock. Laugh at me throughout the call and then make me put my legs over my own head and cum in my own mouth, when you are ready my goddess x i will be in silence throughout call x
Another asking for a session but he has alias names on AW and several thousand log ins/no bookings/feedback so probably never going to book anyone for anything. Weird request!
I am unsure if you can currently offer sessions due to current events (I expect not which is more than appropriate) so with your permission may I be considered to try one of yours please for an hour incall when this crisis has safely passed by for us all? I am a shy person but polite and well mannered. I was wondering if I might be able to work in some fun fantasy roleplay ideas? My concept is based around a childhood scene from the Disney movie The Jungle Book. When Mowgli meets the giant python villain Kaa. The snake is a hypnotist who, through spiralling coloured eyes, makes eye to eye contact with Mowgli hypnotizing him. With Mowgli’s body becoming limply relaxed and immobilized under a trance. He then follows Kaa’s commands which are sung to him through a snake charmer type tune called Trust In Me. It all has a tropical and easy going relaxing tone. The python uses the muscles of his strong body coils to coil around and also playfully move Mowgli about his tree. I would like to play out the scene and use the music and whatever aspects you might suggest to pull off the sensual movements of the two characters. Having a slightly hot, sweaty atmosphere in order to get the feel of the jungle environment as well. There is a link to the scene below I’ve sent so you may see the sequence. If you might be interested at all I would be delighted. Thank you very much. I would be happy to speak with you beforehand by phone also if you wish. Very best.
There was a link too re above but I haven’t included that for your safety!
and this one again from same chap of 04/05 Do u have a strap on? And do u kiss ur gf? X
What ????
This is an average week of AW messages and there were many more asking for detailed chats that never called.
My dear bois, slaves, subs, kinksters & sissies
Thank you all very much for supporting Me over the last few weeks, the ones that have sent tributes, bought My clips, sent Amazon GC’s & paid for chats. This has been wonderful and I really appreciate it. Long may it continue with this side of My business.
Sadly I still get the emails/bloody texts from the others! Hmmmmmmmm Covid19 has certainly shown Me the absolute best in some people and the utter worse.
I hope you are all doing ok and keeping well.
I was chatting earlier today with Mistress Ophelia De Havilland (a lovely friend of mine) about how we start doing sessions again hopefully in the not too distant future.
As many of you who know Me I already only offer limited sessions in a day for many reasons.
Once sessions resume I will continue only seeing 1 or 2 people on any one day.
There will be a session in the morning for however long that person wishes to book for, there will then be a gap for a VERY deep clean BEFORE I see My next plaything.
A deep clean will consist of every surface that anyone can come into contact with, door handles, light switch, light pull, stair rails etc as well as EVERY item used in a session with My hospital grade cleaners.
On entering My premises I will ask you to have a good wash of hands and face and strip and wear a mask, I will also wear a mask (mmmm kinky hey) but I won’t be stripping (I know what you are thinking) 🙂
Overkill maybe or maybe not, but it’s our lives and staying fit and healthy. Anyone booked in will have to present as completely well on the day, any possible risks must be eliminated. Deposits will be held against a new play time if either you or Myself need to reschedule.
Mistress Helen Ryder xXx
Hello everybody
I hope you are all doing well
It’s lovely to receive fantastic help and support from some of My bois, thank you very much for being wonderful and you will all know who you are.
To those who email, state they will do ABC and don’t follow though. I feel nothing other than pity for you, that your world is so small and you are so inadequate and can’t grasp how to use this time we have for anything positive or productive. Shame on you.
To those who are genuine and wish to Amazon Gift Code Me with either an online purchase or from a shop then only send to My email of helen-ryder@hotmail.com Send it first and send an email 20 mins after you have done so. I won’t be sending any replies to anyone asking if My email is correct.
To those who purchase My clips, thank you and I do know what part of the world is purchasing right down to the town!
See you genuine players on the flip side!
Mistress Helen xXx
Whose ever been along to this place in London?
I have, quite some time ago, it was just like a normal cafe but with kink pics on the walls and a wooden spoon for your table number, I always love a wooden spoon 😉
This isolation and lockdown has had me thinking about the social aspects of BDSM as well as the session side.
Wouldn’t it be great to go along to a safe place and just be able to meet like minded people, have a cuppa, nice slice of cake and if you drop some crumbs on the resident Mistress’s carpet maybe have to go over her lap for a little spank (not compulsory as it’s a social)
I would be looking at a small tribute to cover overheads of course as time spent chatting is great but could be spent in sessions. My thoughts are once a month or every six weeks on a day of my choice, prob a Friday morning for 1/5 to 2 hours, min of 3 attending and up to 5 if just Me or with another Mistress then up to 8. Everyone pays £35.00.
It’s not a play party, it’s time to come share a story, a book you’ve read, something saucy you’ve seen but can’t share with others.
Send Me an email if this is something you would like. I make a fantastic Victoria sponge cake and any flavour variation. I may even consider a sissy maid in attendance that can make a little batch of cakes to contribute to our gathering (same tribute for social applies)
Stay well and safe
Mistress Helen xXx
I am introducing a tax for stupid questions.
My location is on my website along with all other basic info, receiving so many silly questions at certain times of the year is relentless!
Recent stupid question was asking how far I am from where the person was staying/lives, use Google maps or AA route planner and put location A to location B and there you have it! So simple when you engage the big brain up top!
If you are going to email questions and ask Me anything fully covered on My website then send over a buffer payment first to appease Me.
Minimum Amazon voucher of £30 accepted to helen-ryder@hotmail.com
or bank payment to: sort 20-92-54 Acc 70468665 use ref questions
Thank you to everyone that has been to visit Me over the course of this year, I have now placed My canes, ropes, Venus2000 and other wonderful props and gadgets aside until 27th December. It has been lots of fun to get know you and play. I won’t be answering My phone unless I have the time or inclination to log into the Adult Work phone chat system. I look forward to more fun times in 2020.
I attended Sanctum Fetish Club last night with My super mate Jo Armstrong, fondly known as Big Sis, we saw lots of Our fet friends there and danced, spanked and played the night away.
I will have availability on 27th 28th 30th and 31st Dec during the hours of 11am to 5pm.
2nd Jan 10am to 7pm
3rd Jan 12 midday to 7pm
4th Jan 10am to 7pm
unavailable 5th as travelling
Working in Huddersfield 6th Jan with Mistress Helena https://www.manchestermistresshelena.co.uk/
Unavailable 7th Jan as travelling
Available in Sussex from 8th Jan and back to advertised hours
Other news
My kitten had a second operation at the beginning of this week as she went lame overnight and wouldn’t bear weight at all, emergency vet visit and xray, sedation and then operation to remove all the metal work as the surgeon felt it must be the pins holding her leg and the growth at her age was starting to cause pain.
Anyone who hasn’t sent Me a Christmas gift as yet and would like to then please contribute to the ongoing expense of everything to do with her care. I have to drive quite a distance to see a different orthopaedic specialist surgeon and will be taking her for physio very soon (also some distance) sort code 20-92-54 Account 704568665 Name: Ms Rogers Ref: of Vet gift
Keep an eye on My Twitter for general daily news, tweets and up to date pics.
Thank you for the lovely gifts I’ve received, especially the vintage bottle of Tom Ford Violet Blonde.
On the above date I will be teaming up with the gorgeous Mistress Helena for play times between 11am to 4pm. To book your fun & games send all polite respectful enqs to 07557 516183 and visit the website for details of services that We enjoy! http://www.manchestermistresshelena.co.uk/
Two Alpha females who will take full control of your mind and body, from CP, Pegging, Spanking, Humiliation, full cross dress service, Prison cells, Confinement/Lock down and much more! Sadistic and twisted as well as sensual teasing domination, your limits respected.
Good news that I have had My operation and both lens replaced in eyes and I am healing well. I am actually back in sessions today onwards with My regulars and seeing new play mates from Friday 11th Jan when back in full glamour mode of wearing make-up. If you are new and want to come play before Friday just be aware I will be the kinky strict girl next door look!
Up and coming events are 12th Femdom Tea Party
25th Queen Bee’s with the gorgeous Miss Kim in London
31st Jan Miss Kitty Bliss here for sessions and Pedestal that night so we are pondering on if to go along for a few hours.
1st Feb Miss Kitty Bliss here for doubles from 12 midday as we will need some sleep if we attend Pedestal.
I’m teaming up with Joanna Armstrong for The Burgess Hill Sissy Academy Days, make-overs/photos and play at various dates throughout the year and also by special request.
One of My friends is very interested in coming to assist and be a voyeur on sessions, some extra pocket money for her and lots of fun. She is 28, slim, totally gorgeous and a lovely lady, watch this space for an announcement!
I have one place available for Malaga, send an email if you would love to come and have lots of fun in the sun. It’s more reasonable for the 3 nights fully inclusive bed/board/food that you would have thought with a tribute to Moi and your flight on top for you to book/pay. Transfers from the airport to the villa can be arranged. We haven’t set the dates yet but it will be late May/June/July/August for a THREE night stay. I will need to have met you and played a couple of times between now and going away.
Happy healthy 2019 everyone
Mistress Helen xXx