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I hope all My troupes are keeping well, some of you have been fantastic at supporting My online works, clips, booking phone chats direct with Me or going through the platforms I use.  It’s been super to stay in touch this way.

Some very silly messages, some just asking for sessions during lockdown, most of which come via Adult Work mainly after 11pm at night, it must the magic hour that men turn into complete illiterate imbeciles.  I thought I would share some of them here to give you a laugh (I usually just roll My eyes)

If you simply send more than one hello message during quarantine and haven’t done any of the above to support Me then I am not prioritising any other general hello messages after replying once already.

So here you go, just a few examples and there were MANY more:

The Hall of Shame

Sent during lockdown: 04/05/2020 R u meeting ? X

another 5/5/2020 I was wondering if you are working today

8/5/2020 Good morning. I was wondering if you are available Sunday morning please for a session x

The likes of graphic email but never calls! Hi goddess, cuck loser worthless loser boy here to worship your feet for you over the phone while you pretend to have sex with a superior alpha male (pretend we are bf and gf and you are cheating on me over the phone). Make me do humiliating tasks while you fuck alpha like smelling my own feet over the phone so you can here it, and sucking my own toe like its alphas huge cock. Laugh at me throughout the call and then make me put my legs over my own head and cum in my own mouth, when you are ready my goddess x i will be in silence throughout call x

Another asking for a session but he has alias names on AW and several thousand log ins/no bookings/feedback so probably never going to book anyone for anything.  Weird request!

I am unsure if you can currently offer sessions due to current events (I expect not which is more than appropriate) so with your permission may I be considered to try one of yours please for an hour incall when this crisis has safely passed by for us all? I am a shy person but polite and well mannered. I was wondering if I might be able to work in some fun fantasy roleplay ideas? My concept is based around a childhood scene from the Disney movie The Jungle Book. When Mowgli meets the giant python villain Kaa. The snake is a hypnotist who, through spiralling coloured eyes, makes eye to eye contact with Mowgli hypnotizing him. With Mowgli’s body becoming limply relaxed and immobilized under a trance. He then follows Kaa’s commands which are sung to him through a snake charmer type tune called Trust In Me. It all has a tropical and easy going relaxing tone. The python uses the muscles of his strong body coils to coil around and also playfully move Mowgli about his tree. I would like to play out the scene and use the music and whatever aspects you might suggest to pull off the sensual movements of the two characters. Having a slightly hot, sweaty atmosphere in order to get the feel of the jungle environment as well. There is a link to the scene below I’ve sent so you may see the sequence. If you might be interested at all I would be delighted. Thank you very much. I would be happy to speak with you beforehand by phone also if you wish. Very best.

There was a link too re above but I haven’t included that for your safety!

and this one again from same chap of 04/05 Do u have a strap on? And do u kiss ur gf? X

What ????

This is an average week of AW messages and there were many more asking for detailed chats that never called.

My dear bois, slaves, subs, kinksters & sissies

Thank you all very much for supporting Me over the last few weeks, the ones that have sent tributes, bought My clips, sent Amazon GC’s & paid for chats.  This has been wonderful and I really appreciate it.  Long may it continue with this side of My business.

Sadly I still get the emails/bloody texts from the others!  Hmmmmmmmm Covid19 has certainly shown Me the absolute best in some people and the utter worse.

I hope you are all doing ok and keeping well.

I was chatting earlier today with Mistress Ophelia De Havilland (a lovely friend of mine) about how we start doing sessions again hopefully in the not too distant future.

As many of you who know Me I already only offer limited sessions in a day for many reasons.

Once sessions resume I will continue only seeing 1 or 2 people on any one day.

There will be a session in the morning for however long that person wishes to book for, there will then be a gap for a VERY deep clean BEFORE I see My next plaything.

A deep clean will consist of every surface that anyone can come into contact with, door handles, light switch, light pull, stair rails etc as well as EVERY item used in a session with My hospital grade cleaners.

On entering My premises I will ask you to have a good wash of hands and face and strip and wear a mask, I will also wear a mask (mmmm kinky hey) but I won’t be stripping  (I know what you are thinking) 🙂

Overkill maybe or maybe not, but it’s our lives and staying fit and healthy.  Anyone booked in will have to present as completely well on the day, any possible risks must be eliminated.  Deposits will be held against a new play time if either you or Myself need to reschedule.

Mistress Helen Ryder xXx

Hello everybody

I hope you are all doing well

It’s lovely to receive fantastic help and support from some of My bois, thank you very much for being wonderful and you will all know who you are.

To those who email, state they will do ABC and don’t follow though.  I feel nothing other than pity for you, that your world is so small and you are so inadequate and can’t grasp how to use this time we have for anything positive or productive.  Shame on you.

To those who are genuine and wish to Amazon Gift Code Me with either an online purchase or from a shop then only send to My email of helen-ryder@hotmail.com  Send it first and send an email 20 mins after you have done so.  I won’t be sending any replies to anyone asking if My email is correct.

To those who purchase My clips, thank you and I do know what part of the world is purchasing right down to the town!

See you genuine players on the flip side!

Mistress Helen xXx

I am introducing a tax for stupid questions.

My location is on my website along with all other basic info, receiving so many silly questions at certain times of the year is relentless!

Recent stupid question was asking how far I am from where the person was staying/lives, use Google maps or AA route planner and put location A to location B and there you have it!  So simple when you engage the big brain up top!

If you are going to email questions and ask Me anything fully covered on My website then send over a buffer payment first to appease Me.

Minimum Amazon voucher of £30 accepted to helen-ryder@hotmail.com

or bank payment to: sort 20-92-54 Acc 70468665 use ref questions

In 2019 I will hold My multi slave events as well as attending Malaga with THREE slaves in tow for fun in the sun. I have THREE slaves/subs attending now.  It will be 3 nights away with board/food/all beverages included in your booking for the villa and you are responsible for booking your flights, pick up from the airport can be arranged. Serious enquiry’s are welcomed and we need to have met and played together a couple of times before the Malaga mini fetish holiday. There will be a set daily rate for Moi divided up equally between the THREE slaves. POA with 50% deposit at time of booking and balance in full 48 hours before we depart.

This blog was updated 12th March 2019 to reflect the 3 attending, another trip to BDSM Villa will be arranged in the near future. 

The multi slave event will take place on Monday 4th March from 11:30am to 2:30pm with time set aside afterwards to wind down, have some light food and refreshments.  £230 with 50% deposit taken at time of booking, balance on the day.

The nature of play will include some small periods of confinement, sensory dep, interaction with other slaves if desired. Spanking, CP, EStim, Venus2000 and much more! All boundaries and interests discussed in advance.