Tag Archives: Mistress Helen Ryder

Have I got a treat for you lovely kinksters! I’ve ordered an F Machine Pro 4, whilst I am damn good at pegging I  have often been asked about buying a sex machine for the greedy bum boys and gurls. It’s on it’s way and will be here next week, so get your booking and […]

Live Deliciously has become My new motto, having watched The Witch (film 2015) again recently and how I live My own life. Spoiler alert if you haven’t seen it “Wouldst thou like the taste of butter, a pretty dress , wouldst thou like to live deliciously?” This is spoken by Black Philip after being conjured […]

First to reassure you all that I am currently taking sessions now and for all of this remaining year ahead.  If I ever needed to reschedule a playtime myself I would offer you a new date and in special circumstances a refund.  My booking procedures still apply when you cancel at short notice, due to […]

My availability until My mini holiday up North & Download Festival  1/6 2pm-4pm 2/6 Not available 3/6 11am-6pm 4/611am-9pm 5/6 DD fun with @Miss_KittyBliss 6/6 3pm-8pm 7/6 11am-4pm 8/6 11am-4pm 9/6 11am-2pm 10/6 – 17/6 inclusive AWAY! DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL https://mistress-helen-ryder.co.uk email helen-ryder@hotmail.com Available from 18th June for phone platforms 19th June real time sessions 21st […]

I have availability for sessions as per usual and I am looking for a filming sub too! Is there a boy out there that wants to book a filming session as per My advertised filming rates for the following content: Stuffing your pleasure hole full of mini choccy eggs & have you rebirth them into […]

FRIDAY 12th APRIL 2024 Have you been a very naughty boy and need some strict attentions to your bottom? Well, you had better book your appointment with strict Mistress Helen, an expert disciplinarian to administer some  hand spankings, slipper, paddles, caning and tawse etc lets make sure you are glowing and that your internal reset button […]

Another year flying by it seems….. I’ve had lots of fun n frolics this past year, if I had to leave anything behind at all it would just be any negativity from the ones who didn’t cut the mustard, got banned and blacklisted to boot on various forums.  For failing to pay deposits, to cancelling […]

Have you been thinking of booking for a session and don’t quite know what style of play you might be into? I often receive emails from new people who have no idea what they wish to experience, where as others have a deep seated fetish going back years.  It’s often the mature gents who are […]